One nerd to rule them all;
One nerd to find them;
One nerd to bring them all;
and in the fandoms, unite them.
Well, now that I have your attention, as you can tell, I'm a nerd:P I know, big shocker. Anyway, this is my blog where I post random stuff I find entertaining. Enjoy!

 

iwasaninnocentchild:

rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves

rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat

rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin

rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws

rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up

(Source: life-can-be-hard-but-stay-strong)

steven-carlsburg:

meladoodle:

last christmas we bought a fake christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad ‘are you going to put it up yourself?’ and my dad said ‘dont be disgusting… im going to put it in the living room’

I BEGAN SINGING THIS AS TO THE TUNE OF “LAST CHRISTMAS” AND THEN GOT REALLY CONFUSED. 

mishagetsmekilled:

cynthiaa93:

If this look they give eachother isn’t love I don’t know what is.

yeah, well, maybe this one for example

mishagetsmekilled:

cynthiaa93:

If this look they give eachother isn’t love I don’t know what is.

yeah, well, maybe this one for example

mooseravenclaw:

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."

obsessed-fangirl-here:

marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

Deadpool is my favorite super hero

(Source: breakourbones)