One nerd to rule them all;One nerd to find them; One nerd to bring them all;and in the fandoms, unite them.

 

maetaurus:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

i feel like this is cheating at the gunshot or firework game

bele586:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

Look at the man behind him, is he beatboxing?

bele586:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

Look at the man behind him, is he beatboxing?

So my school is holding elections for student council… and someone has decided to run as Soviet Bear

jcimn:

unamusedsloth:

"My school is starting to vote for student council, so everyone who is running has been putting up posters. Someone decided to run as Soviet Bear. Most of the posters were replies to the posters everyone else has started to put up.

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Opponent:

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Soviet Bear Response:

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Opponent:

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Soviet Bear Response:

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Opponent:

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Soviet Bear Response:

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Opponent:

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Soviet Bear Response:

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Opponent:

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Soviet Bear Response:

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Opponent:

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Soviet Bear Response:

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But did he win

jimkirkandhisperfecthair:

consultingcorsair:

nicolashalden:

bakerstreetbat:

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i want the alarms on the Enterprise to go off
and everyone runs out in their pajamas
and Chekov runs out in these pajamas
ohmygodleavemeheretodie

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space dog pillow pet

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swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

It seemed to work well enough for Hiccup and Edward Elric…

(Source: icelikelollies)

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

Anonymous asked
how do you give a bj

gnarly:

get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord